There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT
I have no evidence of this but I went to a small community theater musical production of the grinch where the grinch was played by a 6’2 woman in heels with two inch long claws and massive fangs and a cropped Santa jacket. She could walk through the aisles (the theater was small) and at one point ran her claws through her green grinch fur/hair and her tongue over the fake fangs while maybe 3 feet away from me and 14 year old me nearly passed out.
Anyway, that’s the grinch I would fuck, but the gameboy one is a close second.
they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids
The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:
